More armies in the Congo
More armies! Just where we need them!

The Phillipines Nails One
Another terrorist is caught..... you might notice:

1) Jane's never says anything about the religion of this terrorist, even though its clear he is Muslim (i guess Jane's isn't a frequent guest on the BBC world service for nothing).
2) The terrorist belongs to a group whose acronym is MILF. ...it was pointed out to me. really.

No elvis songs?
Lisa Marie won't sing hound dog or any other elvis songs on tour this summer? well i'm not going. what a rip off.

its funny, i can't believe she had to confirm this.