Monday, January 22, 2007

Libertarianism Flourishes In Somalia

Sometimes I bite.
Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat,
And if you're dirty, then go take a bath.
Messed up the line?
Nope, sometimes I don't rhyme.
Help yourself to a cracker, with a spread of cheddar cheese,
Have a neck bone, you don't have to say please
Eatwutchyalike, yo, smellhowyalike.
--Digital Underground

That's right! If you're a Somalian farmer or a Ethiopian soldier, just shoot who ya like! Who's in charge?! Who cares if you're a libertarian! There's no real government, so it must be heaven? Right?
In Saturday's attack on the Ethiopian convoy, gunmen fired light machine guns and possibly rocket-propelled grenades, but missed, reports said.

The Ethiopian troops then retaliated and a man and a woman by the side of the road were killed.

Two other people who were wounded died on the way to the hospital, medical officials told the AFP news agency.

Ahh, so who's responsible? Who cares! No government and no democracy mean no one's accountable. I hope those people who died have good lawyers to take their killers to civil court, right? Sheeeeeit, that's right. If you die in a libertarian state, you can't sue from heaven. Shucks.

Next time a libertarian tells you how great their pie in sky idiotic utopian vision is, remember what the practical result of their stupidity really is: anarchy. It's on par with communist states for absolute BS theories without practical application.

Forget all that....Roots Manuva allows you to Witness the Fitness:

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