Wednesday, December 08, 2004

JTF-2: Hittin' like a Spiked Bat
The Gravity-Challenged and Babblin' Dead Animals, are reporting that JTF-2 ripped it up in Afghanistan so hard they were awarded a Presidential Unit Citation, which hasn't been awarded to the CA since Korea. What did they do? It's a mystery. What was their purpose? Keepin' the bad guys down. When I read this, I thought what JTF-2 commandos must have been thinking:
Half mastered ass style mad ruff task
When I struck I had on Timbs and a black mask
Remember that shit? I know you don't remember jack
That night yo I wuz hittin' like a spiked bat
Good work, guys. Keep on hittin' like a spiked bat.

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