Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Snoop: Stop making plans while high
The remaining members of the Doors will not leave Morrison alone. G'yeesh, he was the star of the show 30 years ago and you still carry on without him. Nobody wanted to see the drummer. Anyways, now they are 'teaming up' with Snoop:
Snoop Opens Doors
Snoop Dogg is set to collaborate with the surviving members of The Doors at the Spike TV Video Game Awards next month. The rapper will front the band for a version of "Riders On The Storm". Also set to appear at the event are Sum 41 and Ludacris. The action goes down on December 14.
Wow. Riders in the storm? I love Snoop, but this 'performance' will induce vomit. How about a version of The End by lil John?

This is the end (Oh Yeah! Yeah!)
This is the end (Whoa!)
My only friend the end (Whatchew Talkin' bout?)
Let me holla for a second
All the fellas! All the fellas!
Show some love fo' The End!
Let me hear, HOOOOO!

This all reminds of the Simpson's episode where Homer joins Lollapallooza, and this orchestra shows up at the gig...the guy running the show asks:
Who ordered this orchestra? Anyone? Full orchestra? They were probably ordered while high. Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction.

Yikes. Fusion of music=good. Joke remixes of great songs=bad.

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