Best. Headline. Ever.

What can you possibly add to this one? From MDN Japan

Bobby Fischer vigorously defends his manhood

Chess genius Bobby Fischer has lashed out against what he sees as doubts about his virility, boasted of being hugely endowed and claimed his incarceration near the site of Japan's worst nuclear accident is aimed at making him impotent.

Wow. I don't think he's ever been accused of being normal.

While there, Watai overhead a conversation "between two Japanese geezers," as Fischer referred to them, who had been marveling over the enormity of the male organ they spotted on a fellow bather.

When Fischer walked out of the hot spring's change room, the two men apparently pointed at the chess genius, said simultaneously, "Hey, that's him," to indicate who they had been talking about, and caused much embarrassment for his lover, Watai, the grandmaster said.

This is on the frontpage of a major Japanese news service.