Thou hast the strength of will to slay thyself,
Then is it likely thou wilt undertake
A thing like death to chide away this shame,
That copest with death himself to scape from it:
And, if thou darest, I'll give thee remedy.
My neighbor has a McCain-Palin sign on his front lawn, right by the door where everyone can see it. I tell you, he scares me sh*tless. You can hear him say things like "inexperienced" and "money from fanny mae" and "poor choice of friends". I only go out when I know he's at work. I ran out of food two days ago, but I ain't leaving this house in the day-time, no way.
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My neighbor has a McCain-Palin sign on his front lawn, right by the door where everyone can see it. I tell you, he scares me sh*tless. You can hear him say things like "inexperienced" and "money from fanny mae" and "poor choice of friends". I only go out when I know he's at work. I ran out of food two days ago, but I ain't leaving this house in the day-time, no way.
That is both hilarious and sad. Seriously, you have to leave the house and take care of yourself though. Call the Obama campaign to bring you food!
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