Saturday, November 19, 2005

So Underrated: The Cons in '06

You ain't heard nothing like us before
So now you says you want some more?
So sit right back and smoke some draw
Here it is, clart, your personal encore
--GLC

Renegades! advises the Cons on the new election. It's go time.

4 comments:

Don said...

Then I read this and just sigh:

http://www.ottawasun.com/News/Columnists/McRae_Earl/2005/11/20/1314596.html

Shamrocks! said...

Don:

I don't think morons will be able to form a majority next year... Maybe the election could be considered an IQ test for Canadian group intelligence.

This report is handy though ...we can add key target markets for the liberal marketing machine: the illiterate and borderline retarded.

Until the election is over, I'm going keep the faith in my fellow canucks.

Jay said...

"Act as if..."

Right on, man -- have you seen Ben Affleck's [Jim Young] pep talk in Boiler Room?

Check it out sometime (it's actually pretty darn good advice for tha Cons)

Shamrocks! said...

Jay:

Jim Young: "There's an important phrase that we use here, and think it's time that you all learned it. Act as if. You understand what that means? Act as if you are the fucking President of this firm. Act as if you got a 9" cock. Okay? Act as if."

The cons could use a little bit of this. Make that a triple helping for Harper.

"So pick up your skirt, grab your balls, and lets go"