UNSC: Whatcha Want?

You think you're hot to trot
You think you're slicker than grease
But I got news for your crew
You be suckin' like a leech
--Beastie Boys

So the UN is sending peacekeepers to Sudan, which is positive. I mean, they are going to stop the genocide in Darfur.....right?....Right?....Oh jeeebus:

UN peacekeepers headed to Sudan, but not Darfur

Serenity now! Serenity now!