Agenda Item #6: You call that a "Terrorist Attack"? Please.
Edmonton Sun:

Canada-U.S. mock terrorist attack on agenda

Discussion: I move to call this attack a 'Shoebomber-esque Show of Terrorist Ineptitude'. All in favour? Aye. All Opposed? -

Motion passed

Decision: Attack is so designated as a 'Shoebomber-esque Show of Terrorist Ineptitude'.

Action: All memos and correspondence will refer to it as the aforementioned.