Adscam Fun: Do you remember.....?

Gomery: So, do you know where you left the pants that were bought with federal money?

Generic Adscam Jackass: They, uh, were, uh, maybe, possibly shipped to Guite's office with the direction of David Dingwall...The PMO's office might have met with myself and Chuck once a week, three times a year, five times a month to discuss the money used to buy my one pair of pants bought by myself for $1500000 as commission for signing cheques to send to Via, Canada Post, and *ahem* Power Corp. They are fancy pants, your honour. I spilled gravy on them once *haha*, and had them drycleaned at the taxpayer's expense for $10000, at my son's drycleaners.

Gomery: What? $1500000? Pants? For that much? You don't know where they are now?

Generic Adscam Jackass: It's not my fault! It was for uni- goddamnit, if you didn't ask all these questions I could be buying more land in Turks and Caicos, you biased muckraker! God, you're soo....y'know, questioning me and stuff. It really blows. We had a sweet deal before these *questions*.

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It's pretty stupid that in Canada, the former PM is able to ask the court he appointed to take out the man investigating his misdeeds. We have some pretty clear conflicts of interest. If Gomery is removed, it's business as usual in Canada, and the Liberals attacking Gomery know it.

Speaking of business as usual, check out this steamin' hot nugget of ****:

Taxpayers put on VIP hook
Inquiry hears of fishing trips and sports tickets Ad firm invited Chrétien loyalists
to Grand Prix race

MIRO CERNETIG
QUEBEC BUREAU CHIEF

Montreal—A who's who of Jean Chrétien's political loyalists accepted VIP tickets to the 1999 Montreal Grand Prix from a Montreal businessman whose family was raking in millions of dollars from federal government sponsorship contracts.

Taxpayers also financed $1,000-a-day fishing trips and seasons tickets to Montreal Canadiens hockey games that were charged through a company supported by the $250-million sponsorship program, the Gomery inquiry heard yesterday.

They need some underused hockey fans to attend the hearings and start booing the testimony of these idiots:
**You SUCK, Lafleur! Laaaaaaaaaa-fleur! Laaaaaaaaaa-fleur!**
Go! Go! Gomery! GO! MER! RY! GO! MER! RY! Give 'em a heavy fine in the corner!