Roman Catholic Church Takes A Nose Dive
(via Sully)

Hey! Want to check out some hot priests? Me neither! But if you want to the Roman Catholic church is hawking some photos of them here for some calendar or something. Ahh, the church has become so progressive in all the wrong directions.
1) Priests who sexually abuse kids (okay!)
2) Priests that assault others (okay!)
3) Cardinals that reassign dangerous pedoephiles (okay!)
4) Mysterious slayings of Popes (okay!)
5) Siding with 'the Fuhrer' (okay!)
6) Priests that destroyed generations of Natives at Residential Schools (okay!)

7) Priests that would like to get married?
8) Female Priests?
Let's not get outrageous here. That is totally over the line. Whoa! Slow down there.

Just a note: I spent 7 years in Catholic School, I've worked in the legal department of the Office of the Residential Schools and I've spent about a million years inside the church (but not anymore), so I speak from experience.