/liberal satire on
Yo dawgs, this is the K-man. Check out my hommie Eminem (he's white like me, right?) in his new video. All you young cats check it out!

My head is going to explode if Bush steals another election because:

The bulge in his pants is rock-solid; Kerry's is soft.

His flight pants are massively better at getting female voters into the booth.

Just on the endowment of his 'pants' alone, we wuz robbed of the clinton house in 2000, yo. Have I mentioned the only rapper I know, eminem? Yo. Yo. Seriously, hands up if you are a scared and angry little man like me. No wait, who's aroused by Mark Steyn like me?

Really? Oh no you di-dn't.

/satire off.